Specialized Bibles are really popular now -- like the "Couple's Bible" or the "Woman's Bible." I'm developing one of my own I'm sure you'll want: the OuijaÔ Bible. I'm sure it will be a big hit, especially on college campuses. The OuijaÔ Bible is especially designed to help you find God's will.

The instructions for using the new OuijaÔ Bible are pretty simple. First you pray, asking for God's guidance on a particular issue. Next you open the OuijaÔ Bible and browse until your eyes come to rest on the verse containing your answer. PRESTO! You get clear guidance on God's will.

Since lots of folk already use their Bibles this way, I've already been able to collect several great testimonials for my use in advertising.

I'll be using Jason's story for sure. Jason was a college sophomore with an intense burden for the lost. He was called to ministry and he "just couldn't wait to get out there and do it." Jason complained most about British Literature. "It's totally irrelevant to winning the lost -- what God called me to do." He yearned to drop out of college and travel around the country witnessing and preaching out of his Ford Fiesta. So Jason used the OuijaÔ Method to discover God's will. He prayerfully asked God to reveal His will through the Bible and sure enough he found his answer in 1 John 2:27: "As for you, the anointing you received from him remains in you, and you do not need anyone to teach you." Grateful for God revealing His will so clearly, Jason announced he was dropping all his classes and "going into evangelism."

And I think I'll use Lisa's story too. Lisa, a perky high school senior from Michigan was trying to decide which college to attend. She had narrowed it down to one school in Indiana and another in Colorado. Using the OuijaÔ Method she sought guidance from God's word. She found her answer in Micah 4:2: "Come, let us go to the mountain of the LORD; to the house of the God of Jacob. He will teach us his ways, so