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(Editor’s Note: The following article was written on 1 October 2043 by Eutychus Bailey, author and former North American pastor.  Because of amazingly quick internet access and the exponential growth of micro-processing speeds, we are now able to publish this column forty years before it was actually written.  This gives us the chance to get an unknowingly futurist perspective on where things are heading from this pragmatist writer observing his own times.)

 

1 October 2043 Eutychus Report:

Conference in the Empty Super-Church

 

Today was the last day of a conference I went to for northern mid-west area called NextChurch Conference ’43.  It was a great time.  I learned a ton in my old age at this thing and I want to give you a personal first-hand report of the conference.  Here are my top 10 observations about it…

 

10 – These kind of churches are really the hot stuff today.  I admit it – there was a time when I was super-skeptical of all these kinds of churches.  When I was in my 20s and 30s near the turn of the century… it seemed everyone had a simple church or organic church concept.  I would scoff that the churches were so simple that they didn’t really exist but in the minds of my friends.  And I would joke that organic churches were just for hippies—just like organic food.  But you know, after a few decades of gathering like minds the whole movement really took off, as a movement.  Of course, I still wouldn’t consider these kind of churches – or missional churches – to be the mainstream.  But I’m not sure if they ever wanted to be or will be.  However, this conference was a really hot deal.  More on that later in the report.

 

9 – It was really eerie for the conference to meet in a dead super-church.  This church was in the suburbs of Cleveland and I remember coming to it 30 years ago when they were running over 8,000 people at their “weekend services.”  I came for a satellite feed mega-conference and Bill Hybels and ten other speakers all told us how to do the leadership thing.  This church was really hopping in those days.  Had a conference of their own if I recall it right.  But something happened to them in the 2020s, like so many other super-churches.  Things just went south.  The pastor didn’t fall from the ministry or anything… he just got older.  And so did the congregation.  It was full of people in their 50s when I visited 30 years go.  But most of those people are retired or gone by now I suppose – or in cryogenic freeze and not really “fully participating members” anymore.  The superchurch wasn’t much populated by the younger generations.  Maybe they all went to these missional churches.

 

8 – This kind of event shows that the tide has really turned.  No longer is the momentum with the churches so big they should have their own zip code.  Up until the last decade there was still quite a surge of super-church obsession in our country.  But with most of these regional NextChurch conferences happening in the rented out facilities of now fractioned or fading super-churches who no longer have enough money to pay the heating bill – the tide has definitely turned.  I wonder if these churches will get together for larger movement style events more often now, after decades of playing under the radar.  For one thing, they really do get everyone excited about what is going on in the kingdom.  For another thing, there’s all these empty superchurch sanctuaries to fill up and it seems like a waste not to.  They now remind me of the old cathedrals in Europe.  They’re like massive museums to the way people used to do church.

 

7 – Most of the people at this conference have day jobs.  When I went to conferences near the turn of the century – it was mostly ministers present, with a smattering of “team members” wealthy enough to take off work for a few days for conferencing.  But at THIS conference I was amazed at how many people I spoke to had regular jobs.  Since the conference was regional and on a Saturday I guess it was more meant for these “real people.”  The funny thing is, many of the churches present brought nearly their entire church to the conference.  The Solomon’s Porchers from Minneapolis had their 300 people there… I’m not sure if they have that many in their Sunday night deal!  The Watermark group from Michigan must have had 250—and that was more than half their community.  The Days of Atonement church network from Detroit had more than 30 churches present with about 15 from each house church there!  The Chicagoland Missional Movement had about 25 churches there that had started in just the past 10 years. 

 

6 – Of course, most of the “ministers” here have day jobs too.  I’m still amazed at how many of these new kind of churches this century have bi-vocational leaders at the helm.  When I first saw friends go into that I always thought “it’ll never last.”  I figured one “profession” would end up ruling out the other.  It seemed so illogical to me.  But it seems to have worked.  By having another job they relieved the financial pressure for the church to “make it” so quick and the churches just took their time doing what God was calling them to do and be.  I don’t think I could have done it – but then, what do I know, I’m an old fart.  I met a woman at this conference who was the point leader for starting 14 churches in Indianapolis in 20 years.  And the whole time she was also working at a law firm!  Made me wonder what I really got done the last 50 years doing the ministry thing full time.

 

5 – Most of these churches are not successful by prior standards.   I’m not sure if they care at all – but most of the churches at this conference don’t have the three things that most of my generation and the one before me considered to measure success: 1) large full-time staffs, 2) large buildings or 3) large crowds.  Most of the churches at this event are led by part-time multi-staff groups that I couldn’t pick out of the lineup of their whole church crowd.  Most of them meet in small to medium sized retro-fitted facilities that I bet I likewise couldn’t pick out of the block they are on.  And most of these churches have from 50-150 people in them, with a few creeping up at 300-400.

 

4 – Rob Bell is really getting old.  He brought a camel up on the stage and that was really shocking.  You’d think that after 50 years doing his gig that he would have no surprising ideas left.  When I saw his name on the web-site for the conference I couldn’t believe they were bringing him back out of retirement to speak.  But I’m glad they did.  He tried to push the camel through a tight stone arch he had them build on stage and the camel started to kick at him and the he relieved himself on the super-church stage right where the Plexiglas pulpit used to be (the Camel did this, not Rob Bell – even he hasn’t tried that yet).  It was hilarious.  The goof ball must be nearly 80 years old now – and he’s showing it.  But he still had us on the edge of our seats learning.

 

3 – Mini-Denominations (or their new incarnation) are definitely on the rise.  All these missional movements and crazy church models weren’t really that impacting to the masses until they began to really multiply in the 2010s and 2020s.  Take Grand Rapids: one storefront church with 70 people in it and a part time pastor that worked at the bagel shop didn’t really make a huge dent in that city of one million people back in 2005.  But then that storefront church spawned 12 more storefront and house churches in the next decade—and then those 12 multiplied another 34 in the following decade.  In one city that’s a huge dent.  That network of churches has become a de-facto denomination.  They would never call it that.  They call it an “association” or a “covering” or a “web.”  But they’re providing for those churches the same thing my denomination provided for me when I was a young church planter – financial and theological accountability and the networking that comes from a broader church family.  I always wondered what would become of the idea of denominations when they began to die.  Apparently, we just needed different, and more local, denominations.  But we still needed them for something.

 

2 – I still think they threw some of the baby out with the bathwater.  There are a lot of things that are still missing in this movement even as it turns this corner.  They still don’t know how to resource each other like the good ol super-churches did.  For all their hidden warts – those big churches really did become great places to get ideas and be encouraged in your ministry.  I miss that.  Perhaps conferences like these will someday provide that for these smaller church movements.  I wish someone had been more visionary in resourcing these churches all along the way.  They also threw out a lot of the leadership lessons of the prior church.  Some of that leadership stuff is only now being rediscovered, relanguaged and reapplied.  I think many of these smaller churches are being led well – but the larger movement isn’t being led that well.  Without super-church pastors to look to it’s been hard for them to know who to look to other than themselves… so the broader vision needs a boost to reach the world.

 

1 – This movement has exponential momentum written all over it.  You can only build buildings SO big.  You can only have so many amazing crowd communicators.  There are only so many acres of land to build on in the big cities, even in the suburbs anymore.  So the super-church thing faced an uphill battle the past 15 years.  But these missional, organic & simpler kind of churches and networks have what one archaic speaker from my childhood used to call “The Big Mo.”  Momentum.  And they are more potentially exponential than any of those super-churches I used to admire so much.  At the end of the conference some guy I hadn’t heard of spoke with great authenticity and authority from Acts 13.    He had all those that felt God calling them to be sent out to start a new church that year stand up.  About 500 people did so!  Then he asked everyone to pray for 5 minutes about who should be standing from their church but wasn’t yet—those called that hadn’t answered the call.  In 5 minutes another 1,000 stood up or they were lifted up by their churches.  Literally lifted up out of their seats and set apart.  Then these churches laid hands on all 1,500 of those bagel shop employees and factory workers and lawyers and teachers.  And they sent them out to multiply this movement for the kingdom.  I tell you what – I never saw that happen at those entertaining satellite feed video conferences 40 years ago!  And maybe that’s why this super-church is full of several hundred churches I never thought would make it rather than the one big one that used to fill it.

 

 

 

Past Eutychus Reports::

The Present War and the Bush Doctrine

I Used to Be Pro-Life

Voting on a “Traditional” Pastor

 

Born in 1974, Dr. Eutychus D. Bailey served as a pastor in the early decades of the 21st century.  He “now” writes a column on the state of the mid-century church & culture which is being retrieved by us from the future because of recent technological advances enabling us to retrieve his articles 40 years before they are published.  Depending on your time-travel ISP speed, you may be able to reach the old codger by e-mailing him at [email protected].

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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