Answers to your questions

Instead of posting a column last week I invited readers to ask me any question they wanted and I’d do my best to answer it as the following week’s column.  Obviously some of these questions deserve a whole Tuesday Column so forgive my “Dear Abby” style shorter-then-deserved answers in some cases, but I’ll do my best to give a summary answer to one or two questions per person.  You can read straight through catching the ones you are most interested in or you can select the category you care most about—I have divided up the questions & answers into three categories:

 

         THANKS for caring enough to ask questions…see you next week with a new provocative column—I think you’ll like it.

      --Keith Drury

 

 

Personal questions

Q: 3 or 4 books that influenced you?

From: Justin   What are the 3 or 4 books that influenced you to most and that you think every minister should read?

(Thanks you for writing every week. I seldom respond but I always read them.)

 My Response: Most professor-types don’t think this way. Same if you asked that question about “3 or 4 verses in the Bible that influenced me.”  I couldn’t do it—I’d just give you a favorite verse or a “life verse.”   However I could give you a list of maybe a hundred books that every minister ought to read—and their cumulative effect would be good.  If you are seriously interested in this book list let me know and I’ll post it online some time.

 

Q: Income

From: Jason

OK you asked for it: How much money do you make as a professor?

My Response: After a decade of teaching college with annual generous raises and one significant promotion to Associate professor I am not yet making as much money as I made when I left my denomination’s headquarters ten years ago… and I should have been paid better even then at that job!  But that’s all smoke and mirrors, I know you want a number so you can compare (you are probably a male writer). OK, last year in my ministerial taxes my after-housing income from teaching was $23,249.15 but like all ministers that’s deceptive because I also got a housing allowance and a set-aside of a pile of cash for retirement that doesn’t show in that figure.  But neither teaching nor writing is a good way to make a bundle of money—so I married Sharon ;-)

 

Q: biggest professional bellyflopper

From: Jason    What is the biggest bellyflopper you ever tried to pull off in the church--your biggest flop?

 My Response: I tried to get my entire denomination to turn off their TVs for a week—a “TV fast” of sorts.  After thousands of dollars and months of campaigning I think maybe 4-5 actual churches did the campaign.  Of course this was long ago and before the secular campaign doing the same thing was invented.  (Success is 10% doing the right thing, and 90% doing it at the right time.)

 

Q: Courses & Hiking

From: Josh.    Coach--what are you teaching this year? Where are you hiking this summer?

My Response: TEACHING: LCE (Christian Ed intro); Adult Ed (Adult discipleship); Homiletics II(preaching coaching); Church Leadership(administration); Backpacking(Phys Ed).  HIKING: Don’t know yet.  I’m playing with a completely different kind of walk—but not ready to leak the idea out.

 

Q: Stay so positive?

From: JustKara  How do you stay so positive all the time? There is so much negativity around the church (and especially online) yet you seem to stay above it. How?

My Response: I’m not positive actually.  Staying positive for me is like walking on water—I’m constantly sinking into the watery gloom of negativity until I remember to refocus my eyes where they need to be.  My wife reminds me to switch my focus (almost every night).

 

Q:Ever be a GS?

From: TomTom    You said you were "General Superintendent" of this fourum--would you ever again consider being the GS of the denomination some day?

My Response: I would not.

           

Q: Candidate for GS in 2006?

From: TomTom  one more--you were pretty blatent about pushing Joanne Lyons for GS this fall--Will you push for her as GS in 2006? Do you think she will be elected?

My Response:  Probably.  Maybe.

 

Q: Taking meetings again?

I heard you were taking meetings again--are you?

My Response:  Two or three each year, mostly conferences for pastors or writers.

 

Q: Greatest disappointment in 60 years?

From: FreedMethodist   I just LOVED your column about being an old man so I've got an old man question--in all your years in the ministry what has been the greatest disappointment you faced and the greatest happiness?

My Response:  My college mentor’s rejection of the church and Christ.  In my 20’s the president of my college chose me to mentor, teaching me, correcting me, helping me, and rebuking me.  And he set me up with all kinds of breaks for a young preacher—even taking me to large Methodist camp meetings where he was the scheduled speaker and putting me on as his substitute in front of 1000-2000 people.  I absolutely adored him and wanted to become just like him.  Then some faculty and the trustees did him dirty and they eventually fired him as President.  He was so hurt he started a journey away from the denomination, then the church as a whole, then finally Jesus Christ.  Seldom does a day pass that I do not recall this deep disappointment.

 

Q: Could you survive pastoring a church?

If you stopped teaching, got out of the classroom and jumped into full time ministry in a church, how effective do you think you would be and why?

My Response: I would be extraordinarily popular with all those under 30 but I admit I’d be very rusty dealing with stuck-in-the-mud traditionalists.  If I return to pastor a church I’d have to take a crash course in handling traditional people.  (Luckily there are lots of pastors out there with experience in this area to mentor me.)

 

Q: Book royalty?

From: Chad This sounds nosy but would you be willing to tell us how much money a person like you (or Rick Warren) makes on the books they write?

My Response:  I get about $3000 a year royalties from my books—about a dozen of them still in print.  If you are interested in becoming rich try preaching special services not writing.  I write about 18-20 hours per week for nine months—a total of about 700 hours per year so it averages out to about $4.25 hr. pay.  But of course for many years (when I had fewer books and still wrote 20 hours a week) it was far less than Taco Bell® wages.  I do not write for money any more than you golf for money.  Sure, some people make millions off their golfing but most have to pay to do what they love to do.  I get some money back for doing what I love to do—write. HOWEVER, speaking of making millions, in one three months period recently Rick Warren got $9,000,000 (yep that’s 9 million) in royalties.  God either loves me more than He loves Rick, or He knows I would say far stupider things than Rick if I were richer—so I do not have to bear his curse.

 

Q: Next five books?

From: -David Drury  From: 4thGeneration    If you could write 5 more books in your lifetime and you could write whatever you wanted to (and they would be guaranteed to be published and purchased), what would you write?

My Response: I am too old to plan that far ahead Dave.  I did ten year goals when I was pretty sure I had ten years left to actually accomplish them.  Now I am on the two year goal plan ;-)  There is however a book that has been following me home every night for a year now.  I can’t shoo it away for it sleeps outside my bedroom each night greeting me in the morning.  I’m playing with something on “Common Ground”—what all Christians everywhere in all times and in all places believe.  As an old man I’m interested less in the things that divide us all than the things were we all agree—the things that make one Christian, not Wesleyan, or Baptist or Nazarene.  I’m at the research stage now and I’m still trying to chase this mangy dog away so I can do something else.  But so far it won’t leave.  So I may have to write the book.

 

Q: First met your wife

From: Josh B  This could have a funny story, but what line did you use when you first met your wife, or did she approach you?

My Response: I don’t recall what we said when I met her, I did notice that she had a great smile.  And we worked side by side on the school newspaper.   But I never thought of her as a “candidate” until one night coming home from a date with another girl—and I started thinking about marriage.  I called her when I got to the dorm that night and invited her to sneak out of her dorm at 2AM to meet me.  We went walking and I proposed to her that night.  She said yes and dropped out of college to earn money for the wedding which took place that June.

 

Q: Friend of Barnes

From: IWUFacultyAssociate   You have been Jim Barnes' best friend all these years. How will barnes leaving affect your role in the university?

 My Response: Perhaps I will be able to spend less time being expected to explain and defend administration decisions and less time listening to people who hope I’ll be a transmission line back to the President.  With this extra time I plan to answer questions from readers of my Tuesday column ;-)

 

Q: Christmas Present?

From: Amanda Drury What do you want for Christmas?

And don't tell me anything that you're planning on going out and buying for yourself on Dec. 23rd.

My Response: Something I can take up Mt Elbert on New Years week.

 

Q: General Superintendent

From: CB I've wanted to ask you this for a long time. Have you ever regreted turning down the election to General Superintendent in 1988?

My Response:  I never have regretted it for myself and family.  Occasionally I’ve regretted it for the church though.

 

Q: Personal references in preaching

From: Pastor Mike I finally got around to reading your "column" this afternoon as "veggie time" after a stressful morning preaching in two services. Then I saw you didn't actually write a column but opened things up for a Q&A. I admit that I was disappointed at first THEN as I scanned through the actual questions I was hooked on the "reality TV" questions about your personal life. Your readers know your opinions but they seem to be mostly interested in all kinds of private and personal details of your life—from how much money you make to how you met your wife. I am wondering if we as pastors need to take this into account more and let more personal information through in preaching and Q&A times? It was hammered into me in homiletics to eliminate all personal references and personal stories from preaching—but I wonder if that is wrong now in a day of reality TV and People magazines: what do you think?

My Response:  I wondered the same thing and since I am teaching Homiletics the same way all preachers have taught it for years (warning students to be careful of telling personal stories and personal information that makes them the hero of all the illustrations and makes the preaching be “about me and my family instead of God and His family”) I am rethinking this as well but I think I’ll stick with the warning on self-inflating bragging stories… I’ve heard too many of them in my lifetime.  I encourage students to tell human stories however—that’s the secret of narrative preaching.  I suggest they make heroes out of their people not themselves and when telling personal stories on themselves make sure there are more where they fail than come out looking like the hero of their own messages. 

 

Q: What question should I have asked?

From: KenSchenck  What question should I ask you?

My Response: You should have asked who my favorite friend is.

 

Q: More about family

From: --Elaine, Homeschool Mom    Hi. Just a note to say that I read your column almost every week as do both of my sons who are being homeschooled. They sometimes do reports on your writing. All three of us would like to hear more about your family--you wife, children etc. We know all about how you think but we're interested in who you are.

My Response:  Sure,  <a href="http://